Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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