He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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