That's intense
someone get that fucking seahorse.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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