it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Sorry about my life...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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