so explain again why im purple
no
She said her name was "party"
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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