Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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