Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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