I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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