Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
is this the sara with the beer cane?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
