I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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