I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize