I wannas sexs uuuuu
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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