Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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