But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I want a musical about memes.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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