I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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