Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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