You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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I need you to use more vowels.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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