I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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