would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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