Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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