To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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