you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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Do I have a choice?
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when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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