Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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