Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
