Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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