porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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