Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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