My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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