Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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