Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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