you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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