Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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