I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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