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say what?
wanna hang out?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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