What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
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