Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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