I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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