Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize