used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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