i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
worst night to have a conscience
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Dear god my vagina.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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