her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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