im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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