so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
