You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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