At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
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