I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
