Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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