i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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