I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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