your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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