Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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