Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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