I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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