when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We just shotgunned beers for America
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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