I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
We need to get me chipped asap
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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