if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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