i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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